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acapulcosdick:

cavesquid:
acapulcosdick:
umemiyaryu:
comicstore:
comicstore:
your favorite weird old man celebrity really defines you as a person
jeff goldblum: you dress like a dad but not necessarily your own
keanu reeves: literally cannot die
mark hamill: youre depressed but still funny
taika waititi: lesbian
dan aykroyd: honestly i cant explain myself here
tommy wiseau: if you arent stoned right now you wish you were
mads mikkelsen: former vice president of konami
This is Danny devito erasure
Danny devito: you’re short and or have a foot fetish
hey cole i dont like that
I don’t either but it had to be done

chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces:

elleoellie:
games-for-gamers:
Minecraft player will know…
what will they know
More than you can imagine

gwynndolin:

i cant even genuinely come up with something funny to caption this, it’s just kinda absolutely like, maybe the best picture of Michael ive ever seen. i mean like, he looks like an animal. like some sort of predator, like not a good one, but maybe he can kill you if he gets lucky

brutus-red-xiii:

A super viscous liquid

inner–monologue:

chunkyheels:

I am YELLING

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

this hits too close to home

more-tarts:

trashwizard:

chonce:

i’m screaming did any of yall have to do silent sustained reading in middle school? i remember NOTHING ever being as funny as when you weren’t allowed to talk or laugh like ur friend from across the class would do something entirely benign like look over and lift a finger n you’d be sittin there like